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The Typo My Address Book Caught at $4,300

Firmware 2.4.1 Shipped With Eleven Words of Warning

The Photo of My Seed Card Lived in My Phone for 14 Months

94 Pages of SOC 2 and the Five Claims I Could Verify

$25 of Bitcoin, One 13-Year-Old, and Three Questions I Fumbled

The Pie Chart Lied for Eight Months. The Fix Took Eleven Minutes.

Seventy-Two Hours to Add One Address

Three Days Without Power, One Transaction Worth $6,120

Forty-One Replies About Bricked Wallets Kept Mine on 2.5.4

My 2017 Spreadsheet Said $61,000. The Truth Was $39,000.